There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I don't go to Hawaii, that's why I stay here.
It's so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot,
and from Hoola-Hoola only one can't quench one's thirst.
My bride, her name's Marianne,
we have been engaged for 12 years,
she'd like so much to have me as her husband,
and she threatened to sue me already.
The wedding would be long time ago,
if there wouldn't be that honeymoon,
'cause she wants to go to Hawaii,
and that's so unspeakably hard for me.
There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I don't go to Hawaii, that's why I stay here.
It's so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot,
and from Hoola-Hoola only one can't quench one's thirst.
If she travelled with me to Plzeň,
yeah, then we'd be a couple long ago,
but she's been refusing all my pleas
and vows year by year. M
She's singing new songs day and night,
about palms and the blue sea,
since she wants to go to Hawaii,
yeah, she wants to go to Hawaii,
and that's so unspeakably hard for me.
There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I don't go to Hawaii, that's why I stay here.
It's so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot,
and from Hoola-Hoola only one can't quench one's thirst.