ארץ קטנה עם שפם [Erets Ktana Im Safam] [English translation]

A small country with a moustache

Half a pin on the map of the world

An actor bangs on a table

Soon we'll feel it here

A small country with a robe

We're the cork at the bottle's opening

You need to swallow exactly one spoonful

Before the elections and between a hiccup and a yawn

All the places are holy

The chances of succeeding are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day

A small country with some spice

And most of its people are spies

Everything's ready for sale

Everything is visible through the keyhole

A small country with a clock

Moving at a snail's pace

The arms dealer builds himself a palace

This country is a 'he' in first person

All the places are holy

The chances of succeeding are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day

A small country with a moustache

Half a pin between Saudi Arabia and the sea

A banana peel on the map of the world

All the players are foreigners

Judges whipping out a red card

Even the days themselves say

That it gets harder every day

A small country with a moustache

Half a pin on the map of the world

An actor bangs on a table

Soon we'll feel it here

A small country with a robe

We're the cork at the bottle's opening

You need to swallow exactly one spoonful

Before the elections and between a hiccup and a yawn

All the places are holy

The chances of succeeding are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day

All the places are holy

The chances of finding a spot are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day

A banana peel on the map of the world

All the places are holy

The chances of succeeding are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day

All the places are holy

The chances of finding a spot are slim

Even the days are hard

Getting harder each day, day, day...