[URSULA]
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
[SCAR]
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[URSULA]
And where do we feature?
[SCAR]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
[URSULA & SCAR]
Be prepared!
[CLAUDE FROLLO]
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
(Et tibit Pater)
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
(Quia peccavi nimis)
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
(Cogitatione)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
(Verbo et opere)
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
[LEFOU]
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
[GASTON]
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
[LEFOU]
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
[LEFOU & GASTON]
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[LEFOU]
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[GASTON]
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
[LEFOU]
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there
Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague
[GASTON]
No!
[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Yes!
[GASTON]
But --
[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mother knows best
[DR. FACILIER]
Yes...
Are you ready?
[CHORUS]
Are you ready?
[DR. FACILIER]
Are ya ready?
Transformation central! (Transformation central!)
Transformation central! (Transformation central!)
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You're changin', you're changin', you're changin' all right!
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't, don't blame me!
You can blame my friends on the other side...
[GASTON]
But you got what you wanted!
[JAFAR]
But you lost what you had!
[JAFAR]
So Ali turns out to be
Merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
[DR. FACILIER]
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
[JAFAR]
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
[DR. FACILIER]
His assets frozen,
[JAFAR]
The venue chosen
[JAFAR & DR. FACILIER]
Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!
So long!
Ex-Prince Ali!
[MOTHER GOTHEL]
Mother knows best!
[GASTON]
Friends on the other side!
[URSULA]
Poor unfortunate souls!
[SCAR]
Be prepared!