Epic Disney Villains Medley lyrics

[URSULA]

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain

In need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad

So true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"

And I help them?

Yes, I do

[SCAR]

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

[URSULA]

And where do we feature?

[SCAR]

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

[URSULA & SCAR]

Be prepared!

[CLAUDE FROLLO]

Beata Maria

You know I am a righteous man

Of my virtue I am justly proud

(Et tibit Pater)

Beata Maria

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

(Quia peccavi nimis)

Then tell me, Maria

Why I see her dancing there

Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

(Cogitatione)

I feel her, I see her

The sun caught in her raven hair

Is blazing in me out of all control

(Verbo et opere)

Like fire

Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning

Desire

Is turning me to sin

[LEFOU]

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

[GASTON]

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

[LEFOU]

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

[LEFOU & GASTON]

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

[LEFOU]

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

[GASTON]

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

[LEFOU]

My, what a guy, that Gaston!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]

Mother knows best

Listen to your mother

It's a scary world out there

Mother knows best

One way or another

Something will go wrong, I swear

Ruffians, thugs

Poison ivy, quicksand

Cannibals and snakes

The plague

[GASTON]

No!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]

Yes!

[GASTON]

But --

[MOTHER GOTHEL]

Also large bugs

Men with pointy teeth, and

Stop, no more, you'll just upset me

Mother's right here

Mother will protect you

Darling, here's what I suggest

Skip the drama

Stay with mama

Mother knows best

[DR. FACILIER]

Yes...

Are you ready?

[CHORUS]

Are you ready?

[DR. FACILIER]

Are ya ready?

Transformation central! (Transformation central!)

Transformation central! (Transformation central!)

Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?

You're changin', you're changin', you're changin' all right!

I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't, don't blame me!

You can blame my friends on the other side...

[GASTON]

But you got what you wanted!

[JAFAR]

But you lost what you had!

[JAFAR]

So Ali turns out to be

Merely Aladdin

Just a con, need I go on?

Take it from me

[DR. FACILIER]

His personality flaws

Give me adequate cause

[JAFAR]

To send him packing on a one-way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip

[DR. FACILIER]

His assets frozen,

[JAFAR]

The venue chosen

[JAFAR & DR. FACILIER]

Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!

So long!

Ex-Prince Ali!

[MOTHER GOTHEL]

Mother knows best!

[GASTON]

Friends on the other side!

[URSULA]

Poor unfortunate souls!

[SCAR]

Be prepared!