I wanted to be a Tarzan
who hovered in a liana,
who faught tigers and lions
in the jungle all day.
I wish to be a he-man,
an extremely secret agent,
that got to taste the hardest of punches,
who got to know the prettiest babes.
A cat is lying on my pillow,
he's lying on his back purring.
I'm keeping a hand on his tummy--
it's warming, I feel safe.
And puss is moving and turning
his big, furry tail.
I'm thinking how sad it would be
if both of us didn't exist right now!
I wanted to be Don Juan
who could do anything in sex.
Some ten, twelve women in a night
without any complexity.
A guy for the porn-institutes
to venture some money in.
That would be many millions,
in the bank book it would be written.
A cat is lying on my pillow,
he's lying on his back purring.
I'm keeping a hand on his tummy--
it's warming, I feel safe.
And puss is moving and turning
his big, furry tail.
I'm thinking how sad it would be
if both of us didn't exist right now!
I'm sitting here alone and hum
and write a song sometimes.
It's the "devil in the boat"
that I feel like finishing.
A cat is lying on my pillow,
he's lying on his back purring.
I'm keeping a hand on his tummy--
it's warming, I feel safe.
And puss is moving and turning
his big, furry tail.
I'm thinking how sad it would be
if both of us didn't exist right now!