When I go out on Sunday morning
My wife already scolds me in the morning
She can't and doesn't want to understand at all
and says: " Do you have already to go to the pub?"
I say yes, she says no
I say yes, she says no
I say yes, she says no
I say yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes
Chorus:
No matter what I do
At home I'm never right
Yet I really try my best
To avoid any kind of quarrel
I've already tried everything
It's not worthwhile
That's why I'm going again today
in secret
Into my little hideaway -
In the pub at the corner
And when I come back home around midday
She says to me: " Look at you!
I think you have been smoking
too many cigarettes!"
I say no, she says yes
I say no, she says yes
I say no, she says yes
I say no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no
Chorus
And in the evening we are sitting in front of the TV
Because in the evening is always TVtime
She says:" Today is the Rudi Carell Show!"
I say:" I'll watch that soccer game!"
She says no, I say yes
She says no, I say yes
She says no, I say yes
She says no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no