En de Weetschaff op d'r Eck [English translation]

When I go out on Sunday morning

My wife already scolds me in the morning

She can't and doesn't want to understand at all

and says: " Do you have already to go to the pub?"

I say yes, she says no

I say yes, she says no

I say yes, she says no

I say yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes

Chorus:

No matter what I do

At home I'm never right

Yet I really try my best

To avoid any kind of quarrel

I've already tried everything

It's not worthwhile

That's why I'm going again today

in secret

Into my little hideaway -

In the pub at the corner

And when I come back home around midday

She says to me: " Look at you!

I think you have been smoking

too many cigarettes!"

I say no, she says yes

I say no, she says yes

I say no, she says yes

I say no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no

Chorus

And in the evening we are sitting in front of the TV

Because in the evening is always TVtime

She says:" Today is the Rudi Carell Show!"

I say:" I'll watch that soccer game!"

She says no, I say yes

She says no, I say yes

She says no, I say yes

She says no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no