Empleada de oficina que atiende al público [English translation]

I understand that you say that it isn't here,

that it's somewhere else, not here;

but I beg you that when you say it to me

don't put that face nor use that tone,

like if only to suppose that here

is where that kind of issues are attended

was so incredible, so rare, so alien

to the most simple laws of nature;

Always bear in mind that if someday,

by order of whoever, this office

starts to be in charge of that kind of issues

nobody would die nor the sun would turn off,

the monkeys wouldn't talk nor the sea would dry up

and wouldn't fall apart your aunt's house.

I understand that you say that it isn't this way,

that I'm missing the signature of that sir;

but I beg you that when you say it to me

don't put that face nor use that tone,

like if the mere fact of not knowing that exists

this requirement here was so degrading,

so stupid and shameful, bold, ignorant

so uncultured and so out of place;

Always bear in mind that if someday,

by order of whoever or for other reasons

the signature of that man is no longer required

nobody would be upset nor the bread price would go up,

nobody would abolish typing,

and wouldn't go broke your aunt's TV.

I understand that you say that I have to bring

a certain certificate, a certain paper;

but I beg you that when you say it to me

don't put that face nor use that tone,

like if your existance and of your family

weren't deep down nothing but a consequence

of a certain faboulous and powerful certificate

honoured by the signature of God or your boss;

Always bear in mind that if someday,

by order of whoever or for by own whim

the process states "no more certificates"

the church wouldn't say that this is heresy

nor the barbershops would suddeny go bankrupt,

and wouldn't wither your aunt's plants.

I understand that you say that I wait there

that I wait sitting there until they call me;

but I beg you that when you say it to me

don't put that face nor use that tone,

like if this minute in which you attended me

became for you so annoying

that you wouldn't risk for anything

to make it longer talking about other things;

Always bear in mind that if someday,

by order of whoever or for disobedience

someone stays talking with you

your gums wouldn't get dirty with portland

nor the status would become calloused,

and wouldn't mess its hair your aunt's dog.