Eminem - Jimmy Crack Corn

[Intro: Eminem & 50 Cent]

-Maaaaan! Let's go

-Hey yo, Fif'!

-Yeah?

-Call 'em and tell 'em...

It's time to hate us again

We're back!

-Haha!

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

My enemies crack corn, but I don't care

You can be black white or albino, yeah

You can have cornrows inside your hair

I give a fuck if I don't like your stare

This bottle of wine goes upside your head

A little bit psycho, but I know that

Think you just don't say it and I won't say it

See, if you don't brag, then I don't brag

I know I'm bad as long as I know I'm bad

I don't need ya'll to co-sign no shit

You can just keep makin' them tired old threads

A little bit like The Boy Who Cried Wolf, yeah

See me, but don't dare to try no shit

'Cause you know that somewhere inside those layers

The rattlesnake's right there to bite your ass

And I can be so quiet and strike so fast

Like lightening bolts, right out the sky, go bad

From out of nowhere, you might just find your career

Come to it, (Eek!) and I'm just like (Oh, yeah!)

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em!)

And where is D12 at, they're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin', we're like (Nowhere!)

[Verse 2: Eminem]

You jealous little fucks beg for my attention, but

I done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you want

If I tell you twice, then I won't be so nice

If you keep coming back, that only means you know you lost the fight

They wanna talk shit, let 'em talk shit, 'cause they talk shit

Knowin' deep down, they really just wanna squash it

'Cause no one wants to walk around, steppin' in dog shit

And get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed it

But the pride won't let 'em, inside's like "Go get 'em"

And I'm just like "Why you're tryin' to fight momentum?"

We just keep winnin', by landslides, oh, and um

Shady Limited's, in any size yo' denim

To velour, even our clothing line's on fire

As 50 would say "Our clothing line's on Fiyaa''

Meanwhile, your minds on us, like mine's on Mariah

And y'all is just like her, you're all fucking liars

But I'll just keep fucking you like I fucked her

Right in the ass with K-Y, yes, sir!

So full of joy, boy, am I absurd?

Even Chingy would tell you: "Yeah, boy, don't curr"

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em!)

And where is G-Unit at, they're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin', we're like (Nowhere!)

[Verse 3: 50 Cent]

Your homie got clapped on, man, I don't care

The cops in my nana crib, but I'm not there

It is what it is, dawg, man life's not fair

Your friends should've known not to front 'round here

Listen, kid, where I'm from, the wolves smell fear

They'll strip your ass of your jewels right here

Man, I'ma say this one time, now get this clear

Man, you can catch a hot one like outta nowhere

A beautiful day, without drama is rare

Your girl's a freak, man, sometimes we share

Yeah, I wear a condom and you go bare

You probably heard about me, I'm a shown up player

In the hood politicin', like I'm runnin' for mayor

Ridin', winin', dinin' and shinin', know what I'm sayin'?

I ain't got time for fuckin' around, and horseplayin'

I'm makin' hits, my homies takin' hits, who's stayin'

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those, they're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh Em!)

And where is D12 at, they're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin', we're like (Nowhere!)

[Outro: Eminem & 50 Cent]

-Haha, haha

Yeah!

It's the Re-Up!

-Haha

-God, I love it

You know you hate that laugh, don't you?

Haha, haha

Keep doin' it

-Do it again

-What?

-The laugh

-Oh, haha, haha!

-I like that

-Haha, haha, haha, haha

-Hehehe

-You don't think they're gonna think we're really crazy, right?