Eminem - Armaggedon

[Intro: DJ Green Lantern & Eminem]

Fucker

Yeah

Oh shit, it's the evil genius

Green lantern

Yeah

Ayo, Em

Ha ha

What we call this shit right here?

The Invasion!

You have Part One, you got Part Two

Now it's

Part three

The final chapter mother fuckers

Armageddon, lets go

[Hook]

I got a riddle: what's little and talks big

With midget arms and creamy white fillin' in the middle

That will do anything to throw dirt on my name

If it means walkin' the whole Mediterranean

Is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no

His name's Raymond and oh, so sorry yo, Osorio

But that was a long time ago when I was just Joe Shmoe

Rappin' in Joe Blows basement I apologized for it befo', so

Either accept it or you don't and lets move on

If I've shown that I've grown and get the bone

Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts

Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts

Or should I say asses

What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

[Lloyd Banks]

Hold up hold up hold up

New York city man

It's the kid Lloyd Banks

And if you hearin' what I'm hearin' right now

You know this ain't no regular shit homie

This something special and we gotta bring this back

Green, come on

Countdown to

[Eminem]

Armageddon

Lets go

[Hook: Eminem]

I got a riddle what's little and talks big

With midget arms and creamy white fillin' in the middle

That will do anything to throw dirt on my name

If it means walkin' the whole Mediterranean

Is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian no

His name's Raymond and oh, so sorry yo, Osorio

But that was a long time ago when I was just Joe Shmoe

Rappin' in Joe Blows basement I apologized for it befo', so

Either accept it or you don't and lets move on

If I've shown that I've grown and get the bone

Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts

Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts

Or should I say asses

What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

[Verse 1: Eminem]

The question I ask is

How can I explain this

How can I swing this in English language

If I switch to slang and turn man to mayn

Do I do it in vain or simply to entertain

Am I being real or am I being fake

Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine

Or am I caught up in this hot water wody on my daughter

I told ya I love this culture don't let em' insult ya

I'm tell ya one more (a)gain this is the environment that I was brought up in

But every now and then I use my pen to get rid of some frustration

Or should I say or should I say shun

Is it just another one of my subliminal ways of racism

Your face is numb your stunned your look is cold

Like that of a man of seventy some years old

And it only gets colder which Is why I understand

And can't be mad at a forty four year old fan

With a chip on his shoulder who only owns a half of a magazine

And the only way to have it seen is to put me on the front of it again

Only thing that makes him grin is to see me frown

Papa can't stand me papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down

In his new chair that goes round and round

That he bought from new money in his bank account

That I get him every issue when the thang comes out

Sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out

And let his black side arm wrestle his white side

Yell Apartheid loud enough that he might slide

He might find someone dumb enough who might ride

But ain't nobody over here buyin' two white guys disguised as pro black

There is no slack

Far heart for college grad. In a fitted hat and a hunch back

Standin' by the clearance coat rack

In some old slacks and tomorrows old throw backs

Yeah

[Outro: Eminem]

Shady in the place to be seen

And i got what it takes to rock the mic right

Still not gonna cater these punks

Fuckin' cocksuckin' pussy lips haters dicks cunts