There's a rumor about an announcement going around
And it goes:
The herbalist is here in town, is here in town
I bring you some root beer plant for the throat
I bring you some Monkey's hand for bloating and swelling
I bring you some nerve plant for your destiny
I bring you some common rue for the guy who's sneezing
I also bring basil for skinny people
Some Jesuit's tea for those flare-ups
Some vetiver for the guy who can't see
And with this herb, you'll get married
Herbalist...
~ ~ ~
Hey, yeah, I bring you some root beer plant
For the throat
And with this herb, you'll get married
Oh, yeah, I bring you some common rue
For the guy who's sneezing
And with this herb, you'll get married
Yeah, I bring you some Jesuit's tea
For those flare-ups
And with this herb, you'll get married
Yeah, I bring you some Monkey's hand
For bloating and swelling
And with this herb, you'll get married
~ ~ ~
And with this herb, you'll get married
Hey you, my modern-day herbalist
Modern day herbalist
And with this herb, you'll get married
Hey, yeah, I bring you some root beer plant
For the throat
And with this herb, you'll get married
Yeah, I bring you some Jesuit's tea
For those flare-ups
And with this herb, you'll get married
Yeah, I bring you some vetiver
For the guy who can't see
And with this herb, you'll get married