El Pube 1 is a pilot, a flying salesman.
When he lands he is happy,
when he flies he is a heck of a pilot.
The crowd spots him when he's still far away
there are rumors - word is - that
El Pube is losing altitude.
He takes a nose dive with his splendid glider,
excitingly, he splatters on the ground;
he hurts the crowd with his mediocre glider,
the whole crowd 2 extracts him from his fucking glider,
leads him in triumph to the plaza.
Ay ay ay, El Pube has landed!
"I detect a shortage of love: you'd need some product"
What the heck? Do you have a sixth sense?
"I'll show you a nice kit for the needs of a couple"
The [crowd in the] plaza watches him, looking normal,
until El Pube pulls out
his legendary anal lube;
he undresses his wife - makes no bones about it,
with the ointment he reduces the friction of his junk.
The cheering crowd wants to do the same
and buys up the anal ointment.
The wife thinks: "Not bad, this crowd!"
A commercial miracle: everyone inside the wife
who gives out sales receipts.
Ay ay ay, El Pube, a billionaire;
in the plaza, he trades the reputation of his dirty wife.
Over and over again... and the wife climaxes;
He is rather hurt,
and the suddenly the crowd climaxes too,
the crowd ejaculates.
The delighted Pube has almost exhausted his supplies
but his wife doesn't want him anymore.
This is the story of a skillful salesman
who turned his back on moral principles
just to sell lube,
and this cost him his wedding ring.
Ay ay ay lonely Pube.
Another sad ending
to a romantic relationship.
How do you feel? "Slightly shaken,
but it's always nice to watch
your wife climaxing!"
It's too good to watch
your wife climaxing.
It's always nice to watch
your woman taking her clothes off,
but in the end, all is left
is her nightgown;
maybe it's a bit stained,
but it's still her nightgown.
Her nightgown!
La la la la la El Pube!
Oooooooooooh ma!
1. "The Pubis" 2. Reference to http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Inti-Illimani-El-Pueblo-Unido-Jamas-Sera-V...