Your date has gone home.
Now you're left on your own sweet own.
Your tough-talking friend
Split on you in the bitter end,
And you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
Yeh, you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
They say you're a star,
That's what the boys all say you are.
I don't see much TV,
So you don't mean shit to me,
But you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
Yeh, you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
They got a name for people like you.
Yeh, they do.
And they got a name for people like me too,
El Macho, El Macho.
El Macho, El Macho.
Now they want you to sing.
Don't get shy or anything.
The boys are all here,
Gonna buy you another beer,
'cause you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
Yeh, you look like a fine thing, Jerry.
El Macho, El Macho.