El jodedor [English translation]

I sell streetcars, I sell mailboxes,

I announce squirrels and I give mice.

I have a good deal on Paso Carrasco,

I kidnap the cats and sell steaks.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell illusions and whoever pays me

I leave him alone and rambling.

I sell advices, I rent trust,

Mrs, I sell a Lufthansa plane to you.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell obelisks for beautiful towers,

I announce seafood and I serve slugs.

I sell garbage for good cakes,

I announce culture and I give papers.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell well disguised bible verses,

I dress them as normal verses and they're well placed.

I sell sermons in a thesis suit,

I announce songs and I give catechism.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell watermelons, I sell plums,

dentistry and toothaches.

I sell tricks to get rich

and also the Paco and Pico feats

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell someday, I promise promises,

I declare joys and plug sadness.

I sell future, I sell piggy banks,

I sell kangaroos at Villa García.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I live by the fraud, I'm dishonest,

it doesn't matter, the thing is to move along.

I sell whoever if they pay a dollar,

for two I sell myself and that's why

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell work to the unemployed,

and in turn I take off their earned wage.

I say that I sing the people verses

and if I can I make a deal with the dictatorship

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I say that I rhyme all the stanzas

and sometimes I slip cheating words.

I sell words instead of the things,

words that mean those things.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

Instead of fan palms I give you artichokes,

I preach peace and make missiles.

I sell war and buy science,

I preach peace but I instill impatience.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell very pretty mirrors, sirs,

I also have myths of all colors,

like who proclaims that he never prays

and recites the Trotsky program on the table.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I sell lies in camel trains,

I start the war and say they were.

I sell chickens with golden eggs,

you turn the corner and are bull horns.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, (he's a fucker)

I sell civil to the militars,

and napalm and missiles to the civilists.

I give epaulets to the dictators,

and then I sell bags to their banks.

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.

I offer beauty, I sell surgery

and I leave your face worse than mine.

(I'm very asshole, I'm a little asshole,

I'm very asshole, you're a motherfucker.)

I'm an asshole because I say I am

despite of not being it and therefore I am,

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole,

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.