There are days in life
when nothing is funny
I feel pesimistic, sad and unbelieving
But when I'm in a bad mood
and I don't know what to do
then I sing
this happy and sweet minuet
There's famine in Southafrica, la la la la la la
Kidnappings in Beirut, la la la la la la
Shootings in Ireland, la la la la la la
And strikes in Peru, la la la la la la la
The earth is plagued
of devastated souls
Russians hate chinese
chineses hate cubans
in England they hate the yankees
in Italy they hate italians
and I don't exactly like anybody
But however
we can be calm
because we have as decoration
a mushroom cloud
And also the certainty
that some beautiful afternoon
someone will push the button
and we will all blow up
There's famine in Southafrica, la la la la la la
And massacres in Vietnam, la la la la la la
What nature didn't want to give us
our fellows will give it