Something electric (hyper), energetic
This is so that they'll sweat-out their cosmetics
Move over, 'cuz you're pathetic
Leave it to me, 'cuz I'm mega-magnetic
Get the doctor on the phone, or some medics
Because your booty got me paraplegic
Gimme some sugar, because today I'm diabetic
All other girls can take a hike, in alphabetical order
Let's go to Mexico
But not to get married, 'cuz I'm not Catholic
Getting married, that's psyco (crazy)
No strings attached, wild like animals
Don't stay or I'll get sad--
I got to the bar, and return an alcoholic
I want to give it to you good, rock hard
Testosterone-like strength on steroids
To get her movin', give her caffeine
To fatten it (her booty), give her protein
To calm her down, give her nicotine (a cigarrette)
To make her slip and slide, apply vaseline
To get her movin', give her caffeine
To fatten it (her booty), give her protein
To calm her down, give her nicotine (a cigarrette)
To make her slip and slide, apply vaseline
You know (that I know) you like sardines
(Wow! How'd you guess?!?!)
Let the imprint of your thong show
Let your mandarin orange bulge (her breast)
To honk your horn and recite you Carolina's poems
You're fine enough to make 'em piss their pants
They shake in their boots like Jell-O
And when your booty gets close
My blood begins to boil
You're the new "hood sensation"
The one that makes the cars crash
The one that makes my Super-Soaker dislodge
Vanilla sauce over apricots (peaches & cream)
Here you can dance however, even Limbo
With me it's like a buffet, Monday through Sunday
Eating without cutlery, caveman-style
It tastes bittersweet, like a tamarind
I'm gonna pump your womb with hot water
And with my tongue, clean your teeth to a shine
So you'll burst your fountain, and spray detergent
From below (south), from the west
I know that you are intelligent
I already checked your file/record
You've got a mind on you...Man!!
That's why I'm your first customer
Look baby, throw me a preview (an advance)
(Tell me) Give it all to me cuz I can handle it easily
Go ahead, jump on in it
I swear by the Holy Spirit
That not even Socrates pondered something this much!
To get her movin', give her caffeine
To fatten it (her booty), give her protein
To calm her down, give her nicotine (a cigarrette)
To make her slip and slide, apply vaseline
To get her movin', give her caffeine
To fatten it (her booty), give her protein
To calm her down, give her nicotine (a cigarrette)
To make her slip and slide, apply vaseline