Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones1
The pretty ones here, here, here, frobidden to pass
Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones
The pretty ones over here, over here, over here can't enter
This reserves the right of admission
And to the beautiful ones they give the plane2. Ugly ones, ugly ones
United in the struggle, pretty ones so few, ugly ones there are a lot
If no one throws you a kiss, nor asks you to dance
If no one sends the dogs after3you, nor the Prince Charming arrives
They see you and run away, then you already belong to the club
Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones
The pretty ones here, here, here, frobidden to pass
Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones
The pretty ones over here, over here, over here can't enter
If you, or you get sad 'cause you're ugly
No, no, no, what happened?4what happened?
The luck of the ugly one, the pretty one wants it
The luck of the ugly one, the pretty one wants it
Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones
The pretty ones here, here, here, frobidden to pass
Welcome to the club, the club, the club of the ugly ones
The pretty ones over here, over here, over here can't enter
1. females2. give the brush-off3. flirt4. how dare you?