Eihän tämän nyt näin pitänyt olla [English translation]

I took the washing machine, I took the strollers

I snatched the kids, the dog, the car and the TV

And always at the time of Pikku Kakkonen1, when I'm making evening snacks

I tell how bad you are, how good daddy is

You're surely not feeling well

But it's no use to try

To explain

Without us, down and out

Because only fathers love their children

Mothers just wilt everything

They don't remember to water the flowers,

Not to make enough love

They are drinking beer

As soon as you turn your head

Still I dream of you at nights

You'd always want to meet my children

You just borrowed them last Sunday

You showed a giraffe and a monkey and even

Shed tears when you led my children home

1. A children's show, 'Little Two'.