Ehrenlos [English translation]

The babysitter canceled

Fuck it, tonight I'm getting fucked up

I mix sleeping pills into the baby food for my kid

The "finally single again" post has 20,000 Facebook likes

She says she cheated on me?

Whatever, I put it 10 to 1

Grandpa suffers agony, Grandpa will kick the bucket due to cancer

I'm in Kit Kat(1) and I forgot his pain pills

Pupils like saucers, my jaw grinds them up

then I chop up my complexes with my credit cards

A raver lies twitching on the floor

I film his death throes

He pleads with me to get help

I say, "Yuck! Don't you dare touch me!"

I wanted to go to church

thought he'd forgive me

But I burst into flames when I step in the church

I call the party zombies on the phone

Tonight will be honorless

Give me vodka, give me coke

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

I spit on you and hope you beat me to death

I let my lacky burn a banknote for me

Champagne for everyone who can afford it

The problem isn't that I'm an alcoholic

The problem is that I can't get anything to guzzle here

I smack the barmaid in the face, everyone turns to look

What? On my planet that's just property damage

I don't want to pay nothing for my bodyguards

and make a monkey(?), like the parents of Oliver Kahn(2)

I have the speed-dick, and you have the hanging tits

Which of us is then looking for a thrift shop fuck(3)

I call my baby

Good morning, how are you?

Spoiler warning: I have AIDS

I call the party zombies on the phone

Tonight will be honorless

Give me vodka, give me coke

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

I spit on you and hope you beat me to death

What is this for a party? No one's gotten laid yet?

10 Vodka Redbulls for Papi, time to get things moving

The little one thinks I'm cool, her friend whispers "Don't do it"

Show me your ID, God help you if you're already over 18, slut

It's like in Captain Hook, you have to just imagine the condom

She runs away from me, I barely manage to toddle to the next club

I give my wedding ring up at the coat check, ask everyone if he's still got drugs,

You party as if it's your birthday, I party as if I were on death row

When there's nothing left today, then a whore will be ordered here from Tinder

Outside my bedroom is the same height measuring ruler as for the kids' carousel

You're honorable, you're the guy who takes in refugees

I'm the guy who drinks the piss out of Berghain

I finger a girl dancing and only check after

that she's my sister

Yeah well, doesn't matter, I already pissed in your bed when we were younger

She's interested, we're going home

Two thugs want to see our bags

Take the money and the slut

But let me go

I call the party zombies on the phone

Tonight will be honorless

Give me vodka, give me coke

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

I look at you and hope you beat me to death

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

Tonight will be honorless

Honorless (honorless), honorless (honorless)

I spit on you and hope you beat me to death