Education's Cost lyrics

The frugal man watches his cents

Calculating the risk or the expense

Figuring every cost with diligence

College teaching, bad influence

With conclusive cash evidence

Taxing tuition, there is no defense

Learnéd judge this offense

A proclamation of innocense

Presentation of higher intelligence

Paid in gold, mirth, and frankensence

Pulpen prodigy, the final recompense

On fully served scholastic sentence