Eddie [Portuguese translation]

[Dr. Scott:]

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn in his mother's side

She tried in vain...

[Criminologist:]

But he never caused her nothing but shame

[Dr. Scott:]

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone all he wanted

Was rock'n'roll, porn, and a motorbike

Shooting up junk

[Criminologist:]

He was a low-down cheap little punk!

[Dr. Scott:]

Taking everyone for a ride

[Cast:]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switchblade knife

[Frank:]

What a guy!

[Janet:]

Makes you cry

[Dr. Scott:]

And I did

[Columbia:]

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door and threw away the key

[Dr. Scott:]

But he must have been drawn into something

Making him warn me in a note which reads

[Brad & Janet:]

What's it say? What's it say?

[Eddie:]

I'm out of my head

Oh, hurry or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

[Cast:]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switchblade knife

[Frank:]

What a guy!

[Janet:]

Makes you cry

[Dr. Scott:]

And I did

[Cast:]

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switchblade knife

[Frank:]

What a g-u-y!

[Cast:]

Wow, wow, wow

[Janet:]

Makes you cry

[Cast:]

Hey, hey, hey,

[Dr. Scott:]

Und I did

[Cast:]

Eddie ...