[Dr. Scott:]
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn in his mother's side
She tried in vain...
[Criminologist:]
But he never caused her nothing but shame
[Dr. Scott:]
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone all he wanted
Was rock'n'roll, porn, and a motorbike
Shooting up junk
[Criminologist:]
He was a low-down cheap little punk!
[Dr. Scott:]
Taking everyone for a ride
[Cast:]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
[Frank:]
What a guy!
[Janet:]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott:]
And I did
[Columbia:]
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key
[Dr. Scott:]
But he must have been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note which reads
[Brad & Janet:]
What's it say? What's it say?
[Eddie:]
I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
[Cast:]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
[Frank:]
What a guy!
[Janet:]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott:]
And I did
[Cast:]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switchblade knife
[Frank:]
What a g-u-y!
[Cast:]
Wow, wow, wow
[Janet:]
Makes you cry
[Cast:]
Hey, hey, hey,
[Dr. Scott:]
Und I did
[Cast:]
Eddie ...