Those boys are always up to something,
And it's bringing me to tears 'cause,
Just before you get home it always just magically disappears.
*Chorus*
Those boys are evil,
But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess,
Those boys are evil,
Let me spell it out for you mom,
E. V. I. L. B. O. Y. S.
They built a roller-coaster,
And a beach in the backyard,
Drove cattle through the city,
And messed up the boulevard,
They took me back in time when we went to that museum,
They built 50-foot tree house robots,
But still you didn't see 'em!
*Chorus*
Those boys are evil,
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress,
Those boys are evil,
Sing it with me,
(E. V. I. L. B. O. Y. S).
I know you think they're saints,
But Mom, I'm here to tell,
Those B. O. Y. S, they're just E. V. I. L,
Those boys are evil,
They're makin' me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press,
And I don't feel too good!
Those boys are evil,
Everybody!
(E. V. I. L. B. O. Y. S),
That's what I'm talkin' about,
E. V. I. L. B. O. Y. S,
That's right those boys are, evil little boys!