One plus one equals two
that's what they say in the coffee-shop
But (when it comes to) you and me
one plus one, equals one.
One plus one equals two
(that's what) they say in the machine-shop
But (when it comes to) you and me
My God, i am becoming nothing ( zero)
One plus one equals two
(that's what) they say in the barber-shop
But after Hesaiah*
one plus one equals three.