Dysentery Gary lyrics

Got a lotta heartache

He's a fuckin' weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions

You do with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

I lost the one

I'm giving up

She found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heartache

He's a fucking weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took her and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

I lost the one

I'm giving up

She found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place

I lost the war

I hate you all

Your mom's a whore

Where's my dog?

'Cause girls are such a drag