Dusche [English translation]

Don’t come too near

Don’t look at me this way

Remain in the light

Where I can see you

It started with my bike

This balefully wrong piece

I pedaled

And my bike kicked back at me

And when I came into the apartment

I hadn’t anticipated anything yet

But the doormats and the records and the ties

Had planned an assassination

And I sleep in the shower

Because the shower sticks with me

It’s my only friend

I still have in the world

Yes I sleep in the shower

Because the shower is normal

This rebellion of household items

It’s pretty brutal

When the masses of cups

Let themselves simply drop to the ground

When the scissors fight

And you declare war

My fridge hates me anyway

It’s paranoid

But when my plumeau case wanted to bite me

I know I need dynamite

And I sleep in the shower

Because the shower sticks with me

It’s my only friend

I still have in the world

Yes I sleep in the shower

Because the shower is normal

This rebellion of household items is fatal

And I know they want to get me

And they’re after me

But I’m prepared

Yes I’m making it hard for them

You always have to be on the watch

You never know what’s happening

When a household gone crazy

Rebels against you

Yesterday morning the toaster blew up

In my face all of a sudden

I know the damn kitchen

Has conspired against me

But I’ll beat them

I have a plan

And if I must

I’ll set this whole place on fire

It should burn

It should burn

In hell

Die, die TV, die, die