Dusche [English translation]

Don’t come too near

Don’t look at me this way

Remain in the light

Where I can see you

It started with my bike

This balefully wrong piece

I pedalled

And my bike kicked back at me

And when I came into the flat

I didn’t anticipate anything yet

But the doormats and the records and the ties

Had planned an assassination

And I sleep in the shower

Because the shower sticks with me

It’s my only friend

I still have in the world

Yes I sleep in the shower

Because the shower is normal

This rebellion of the household things

Is pretty brutal

When the cups in masse

Let themselves simply drop to the ground

When the scissors fight

And declare war to you

My fridge hates me anyways

It’s paranoid

But when my plumeau case wanted to bite me

I knew I need dynamite

And I sleep in the shower

Because the shower sticks with me

It’s my only friend

I still have in the world

Yes I sleep in the shower

Because the shower is normal

This rebellion of the household thing is fatal

And I know they want to get me

And they are after me

But I’m prepared

Yes I make it hard for them

You always have to be on the watch

You never know what happens

When a household-gone-crazy

Rebels against you

Yesterday morning the toaster blew up

In my face

I know the damn kitchen

Has conspired against me

But I’ll beat it

I have a plan

And if needs to be

I’ll set this whole thing on fire

They should burn

They should burn

In hell

Die

Die TV

Die

Die