I'm a very modest guy,
I'm a very quiet guy,
Generally when I'm sober - I'm absolutely standard,
But often I act beastly, often I go nuts,
As soon as I've drunk a bottle of pig sweat.
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If there was, if there was no wine,
If the devil wouldn't have invented Vodka
If it were not for vodka, I wouldn't lie on a bunk bed
After all, when I'm drunk, I'm a complete criminal.
I caress the girls, kiss and hug them,
I even give them flowers, a classy chap when sober
I humiliate the bitches, completely annihilate them
And rip off their breasts, when I'm a stupid drunk
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I respect my friends, I don't break the law,
I don't mind the old folks, when sober - It's all good!
But better hide your pigs, forget all your tricks,
And leave right away, otherwise it's all over
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