I was always friendly, sweet and nice
Never got a woman into bed
And then they suddenly came running
for the macho, cool and arrogant
And now I see how it goes in life
If you're hard, loud and full of yourself
You'll come across better with the ladies
Who wants a nice man?
You work out the implications
And you switch to being bad
The world is a courtroom
And the evil get justice
You've got to be a pig in this world
Be a pig
You've got to be mean in this world
Be Mean
'Cause if you want to go through life honestly
Honestly
You'll get a kick in the arse as a thankyou
Dangerous
Because I know I can afford it
I put myself forward everywhere
And if someone's soft and weak
Listen how I laugh at them
I'm completely against
all my friendly colleagues
Although no-one likes me
I'll soon have a seat in Parliament.
You've got to be a pig in this world
Be a pig
You've got to be mean in this world
Be Mean
'Cause if you want to go through life honestly
Honestly
You'll get a kick in the arse as a thankyou
Dangerous
Dangerous!
You've got to be a pig in this world
Be a pig
You've got to be mean in this world
Be Mean
'Cause if you want to go through life honestly
Honestly
You'll get a kick in the arse as a thankyou
Dangerous
You've got to be a pig in this world
You've got to be a pig