Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz lyrics

Turn! Yield! Halt!

If you fail you'll know who's... at... fault

Avoid vehicular... a... ssault

As you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz

Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)

Drinking coffee's a big... mi... stake

Try not to plunge into... ze... lake

Ven you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz (Driving Test Waltz)

Aaron Jacob: Use two hands when you steer her

Then check in ze mirror

Vat you see may be nearer

Don't lay on ze horn!

See ze traffic cop bossing

Pedestrians crossing

Never drive ven you're flossing

You'll wish you vwren't born!

Belt... your... self

Only vay to protect... your... health

Leave your friends all your hard-earned... wealth

If you croak ven you're boldly embarking

And parallel parking

And acing ze written-

Look out for that kitten!

No time for high-fiving

You're barely surviving

The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz!