Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive
Learning to read and write
I guess it's allright
Make sure that by the time you drop-out
You're learned how to count
My highschool Senior Class
Thought I was an ass
Cause I didn't take my S.A.T.s
Didn't apply for University
Now the "most likely to succeed"
Got himself a Ph.D.
He's told he's overqualified
Can't even earn anough to stay alive
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive
Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Learning to read and write
I guess it's allright
Make sure that by the time you drop-out
You've learned how to count
I remember at my highschool Prom
I was the best dancer of all
I wasn't on the Honor Role
Yet I could pick me any kind on girl
Never to miss an opportunity
Well, that's my philosopy
To get your eyes open wide
And keep on growing all the time
Don't go to College
But be rich by twenty-five
Don't go to College
And keep your mind alive
Learning to read and write
I guess it's allright
Make sure that by the time you drop-out
You've learned how to count