[Kyle:]
Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:
[Kyle:]
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play
[Kyle:]
Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this.
[Ike:]
Dreidel... [unintelligible] ... wash the spider out
[Cartman:]
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
[Kyle:]
Oh, hey Cartman. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
[Cartman:]
Sure!
[Cartman:]
Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fuckin' gay
[Kyle:]
Hey, shut your mouth, fat ass!
[Cartman]:
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
[Kyle]:
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
With Dreidel I shall play
[Stan:] Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that Hanukkah thing.
[Cartman: (feigning excitement)] It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.
[Stan:] Let me try.
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
[Kyle:]
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
[Kyle:]
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
[Kyle:]
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again.
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame!
[Sheila:]
Hello Boys!
[Kyle:]
Hi mom!
[Sheila:]
Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel. Now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.
[Cartman: (feigning excitement)]
Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very interesting.
[Sheila:]
Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win
'Cos when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win
[Cartman: (softly)]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
[Kyle:]
Oh, hi, dad!
[Gerald:]
Hello everybody. Say, can I join in?
[Kyle:]
Sure.
[Kyle:]
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall -
Everybody!
[Kyle:]
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, i'll try again
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
[Sheila:]
Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win! (Keep spinning!)
[Gerald:]
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show
[Kyle:]
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame!
[Sheila:]
'Cos when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win!
[Gerald:]
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show
[Everybody stops singing]
[Gerald:]
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show
Courteney Cox, I... uh...
[Kyle:]
Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
[Gerald:]
Oh, sorry.
[Sheila:]
We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
[Kyle]:
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame.
[Sheila:]
Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win!
[Gerald:]
Courteney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show
[Kyle]:
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with drei-del I shall plaaaay!
[Stan:]
I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I will try a-gaaaiin!
[Cartman:]
Jews play stupid games
Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews are lame!
[Sheila:]
'Cos when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always, always win!
[Gerald:]
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot, Courte-ney I love yooooou!