I heard a story the other day
About a kid I knew who couldn't stay awake
He was sleeping through my favorite movie
I forget what it's called but I know it was moving
Then someone shook him
And he opened his eyes
But his dreams already took over his mind
He's yelling like somebody's causing him pain
There's nobody there but the things in his brain
His mom took him down to a hospital
And they hooked up his head to this real awful machine
Now he's laughing like something is funny
He says that it's funny
He thinks he's so funny
But he walks along the universe
And tells his God that nothing could be worse
Than staying awake at this movie
It's dumb and it's tough and it's really boring