Drôle de question [English translation]

Now that's a funny question

I wouldn't have spent months making you run

If I had other women on my mind

You're my raison d'être, come home, babe

I've made some resolutions

I want you to slide onto the floor

I want us to break a sweat on the divan

I want you to put on a Queen record, I want some sun

I wanna go look in between your thighs in silence

I want you to know I got a hard-on, I'm at the climax

You're gonna have to tend to my [dick], that's your problem

Baby, I'm still a romantic

You're the only woman in my life

The others were fake, they were ugly

But you, you're too beautiful

You followed me home

I put your suspicions to rest

In an armoire full of my own pick up lines

You're my raison d'être, I don't have any more lines in my head

For every problem, there's a solution

I've got weed, release the pressure

After the doobie, no more stress

Darling, you look at me as if, one day, I'm gonna hurt you

That stops me from getting hard enough for us to fuck like turtles

I want you to slide onto the floor

I want us to break a sweat on the divan

I want you to put on a Queen record, I want some sun

I wanna go look in between your thighs in silence

I wanna throw dynamite at your problems

Harvest the fruit of our night, far from sleep

Baby, I'm still a romantic

When I was talking to those other girls

It was just to tell them

How beautiful you are

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I swear you're the most beautiful

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Yeah really, when I kiss you, it's like ...

A sort of sophisticated dolphin

Body against body, lips against lips

Darling, that's the only way it works

I already liked you in middle school

Love in the workplace sucks

But you weren't a colleague

And if it's not you, eh, it's not you

And it's no one else either, I promise

For you, I would give up the throne, maybe even the mic

But before that, you need to tell me, "I love you"

It has to come out of your mouth

Like in a shitty movie

The girls from before were sluts

I've made mistakes, but I'll be faithful

We're on same page about this ride

I'll give you the love you deserve, even if you only give me back a tenth of that

I wrote it all down in a notepad

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