Drück die 1 [English translation]

You did not dial the wrong number,

I have linked my heart with my telephone and my PC.

If you want to tell me that you're crying for me,

Press the 1.

If you want to ask me,

If I'm still upset/pissed,

If we can meet,

or about a new start or who knows what else for a hypocrisy? (hypocrite?),

Press the 2.

Need help with the question

how am I doing in my situation,

whether I have feelings for you or harbor resentment?

How much I should believe you

what I now think of you

and how often something like this has happened to me?

press the 0.

(if you want to know)

where your things are,

if you can sleep here,

because you don't know where (to go),

and if I will pick you up from the Police Station,

Press the 4.

You have have a problems

with your new wife?

is your cash gone?

are your hairs gray?

Is it the loneliness that compels you?

Press the 8.

Want to do me and my nerves a favor, and press the button with the little red telephone already?