Down at Greenham... lyrics

Down at Greenham on a spree,

Sponsored by the KGB,

Dirty women sqatting in the mud,

Mostly vegetarians

Except when we're devouring men,

Lesbians and other kinds of scum.

Mr Gorbachev provides us with our vodka,

Mr Castro makes sure we're kept in dope

All the women here are outside agitators,

Who can't see Ronnie Reagan brings us hope

Brings us hope

What a bunch of layabouts

Who don't know what it's all about

How we need deterrence for the best

Building fires and burning toast

Bringing communism close,

Threatening the safety of the west.

In the bushes a cache of guns is waiting

With sealed copies of Karl Marx in plastic bags

While our children live in misery with lives of depravation

But what can you expect from queers and hags?

Down at Greenham on a spree Sponsored by the KGB

Laughing, singing, dancing in the rain,

Nowhere signs of sacrifice,

Making good or being nice

And most of all we're not accepting pain.