Doubleyou lyrics

I let you in on a secret

I want to be quite frank with you

I'll tell you about my daily session

With food, TV and doubleyou

The news I see every single night

Turn me on to have a bite

Worldwide terror, misery

Stimulate my appetite

Doubleyou, thanks to you

Doubleyou, thanks to you

I'm in the middle of the action

The world comes to my living room

That people get killed in El Salvador

I've heard so many times before

It doesn't thrill me anymore

I step out for a moment

It's right next door

I'm back to see a mass of blood

Thousands were killed in a terrible flood

That's the moment to open a Bud

Doubleyou, thanks to you

Doubleyou, thanks to you

I'm in the middle of the action

The world comes to my living room

Doubleyou, I'm proud of you

Doubleyou, so proud of you

My good old friend, here's a suggestion:

Give me more details

You'd help my digestion

He says, "Children are starving 

In the neighborhood"

My chili burger tastes twice as good

I see the bloated belly of a dying baby

While on my mashed potatoes 

Butter joins with gravy

Russia invaded Afghanistan

I see a portrait of Khomeini

Oh, what a man

What else could it be now

To top these news

But a commercial for 

A natural orange juice

The words of doubleyou

Turn me on to have a bite

Worldwide terror, misery

Stimulate my appetite

The words of doubleyou

Turn me on to have a bite

Stimulate my appetite

Doubleyou, thanks to you

Doubleyou, thanks to you

I'm in the middle of the action

The world comes to my living room

Doubleyou, I'm proud of you

Doubleyou, so proud of you

My good old friend, here's a suggestion:

Give me more details

You'd help my digestion