Doris Day - I Can Do without You

In the summer, you're the winter,

In the finger, you're the splinter.

In the banquet, you're the stew,

Say, I c'n do without you!

In the garden, you're the gopher,

In the Levi's, you're the loafer.

Like an overturned canoe,

Well, I c'n do without you!

You c'n go to Philadelphia,

Take a hack to Hackensack. Hey!

I'll never ring a bell fer ya,

Or yell fer ya to come back!

In the question, you're the why,

In the ointment, you're the fly.

Though I know some things are indispensable,

Like a buck or two,

'F there's one thing I c'n do without,

I c'n do without you!

In the barrel, you're a pickle,

In the gold mine, you're a nickel.

You're the tack inside my shoe.

Yeah, I c'n do without you!

In my bosom, you're a dagger,

You're a mangy carpetbagger.

In the theater, you're the "Boo!"

I c'n do without you.

Ya got charms that ain't bewitchin' me,

You've a face no one wud paint.

I got the darnedest itch in me

To be wherever ya ain't!

In the bullfrog, you're the croak,

In the forest, poison oak!

Though I know some things are necessary,

My half-pint buckaroo,

'F there's one thing I c'n do without,

I c'n do without you!

You're a nut!

You're a faker!

You're trouble!

You're a trouble-maker!

I c'n do without you!

Источник: Musixmatch

Авторы: Paul Francis Webster / Sammy Fain