Drunk as fuck1
Where's my dog?
Punch you in the mouth
and fall to the floor
Jack Parow? There he is!
Party, party, party, party!
Holy shit, I'm so drunk!
Dude, I'm motherfuckin' wasted
Hey, what do you say you and I get naked?
Listen, listen,
fuck you! Let's just go get a fuckin' drink
Come on, baby, buy me a Witblitz
Sit back and take a fuckin' sip of this Klipdrift
Ah, shut up, you fuckin' bastard
Don't fuck around with the drunken master
Look at your mom's porno
Don't want any help 'cause of my headache
Oppa!
Look at me, I'm a rapper!
Now it's a party!
La-di da-di
Party, party, party, party!
Drunk as fuck
Stomp around, kick my dog
Punch you in the mouth
and fall to the floor
Drunk as fuck
God, where's my dog?
Lying in my puke
I'm rotting in the slammer!
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party
Where's the papsak?2
Jesus, I'm always fucked up
Get a double shot of that shit and mix it with Coke
Yeah, I dig this song
Come on, let's break dance a little
Look, my dick's moving!
Look at this!
I gotta piss!
Go piss in the corner!
Oh, fuck, I think I just pissed my pants!
Gimme that fuckin' thing, where's the shooter?
Leave it!
Don't be a party pooper!
Blow the horn!
Now we say thanks so much for the drinks!
What would we do without drinks?
Chicks, sausages and rugby?
Don't worry, be happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy
Drunk as fuck
Stomp around, kick my dog
Punch you in the mouth
and fall to the floor
Drunk as fuck
God, where's my dog?
Lying in my puke
I'm rotting in the slammer!
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party
Where are my keys? Fuck it
I don't know! Look in your pocket!
You had 'em!
Fuck you!
God, woman, I'll punch you in the mouth till you're black and blue!
Fuck you!!! You dog!
You dirty fuckin' dog!
Who are you? Nobody! You're nobody!!!
Aw, come on, guys, leave it alone, fuck it, drop it
Come knock back another drink
You fuckin' bitch!
Oh, fuck!
This is the police!
Sir, step away from the girl!
Look at you now, you're a fuckin' pussy!
Aw, shit, fuck off, police car!3
Drunk as fuck
Stomp around, kick my dog
Punch you in the mouth
and fall to the floor
Drunk as fuck
God, where's my dog?
Lying in my puke
I'm rotting in the slammer!
Drunk as fuck
Stomp around, kick my dog
Punch you in the mouth
and fall to the floor
Drunk as fuck
God, where's my dog?
Lying in my puke
I'm rotting in the slammer!
Where the fuck is he?
Where the fuck am I?
Where's the afterparty?
Listen, listen... fuck you!
1. Literally "cunt drunk."2. Cheap boxed wine.3. Fokofpolisiekar is the featured band in this song; the lead singer, François van Coke, sings the chorus.