Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato
Please, don't you touch me tomato
Touch me on me apple, potato
Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato
Touch me this, touch me that
Touch me everything I got
Touch me plum, and me apples too
But here's one thing you just can't do
All you do is feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up
Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato
Please, don't you touch me tomato
Touch me on me apple, potato
Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato
Mister, take advice from me
The more you look is the less you'll see
But if you just must have your way
Double the price you'll have to pay
All you do is feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up
Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato
Please, don't you touch me tomato
Touch me on me apple, potato
Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato