Don't Touch Me Tomato lyrics

Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato

Please, don't you touch me tomato

Touch me on me apple, potato

Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato

Touch me this, touch me that

Touch me everything I got

Touch me plum, and me apples too

But here's one thing you just can't do

All you do is feel up, feel up

Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up

All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up

Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up

Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato

Please, don't you touch me tomato

Touch me on me apple, potato

Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato

Mister, take advice from me

The more you look is the less you'll see

But if you just must have your way

Double the price you'll have to pay

All you do is feel up, feel up

Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up

All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up

Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up

Oh mister, don't you touch me tomato

Please, don't you touch me tomato

Touch me on me apple, potato

Goodness' sake, don't you touch me tomato