Don’t get sick this is America
We like em young and healthy and strong
If you get sick in America
Ask yourself what you did wrong
True Americans don’t get sick the
Best among us are spared the worst
Leadin the world in health care spending
That’s why we say America First
If you need treatment in America
Just use all that money you saved
Thank god there’s no socialism here
Who wants to live like a Scandanave
Iaaaan
His name is Jan
He gets health insurance
Doesn’t have to have a job
What a lazy slob
Don’t be poor this is America
Count yourself lucky you’re in the club
Why do you rely on the government
Surely you got a few nickels to rub
Quit your whining this is America
You can get by on the minimum wage
Just make sure its all essential
Do you really need three meals a day
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps
Grandpa he did it all himself
He worked hard so me and my father
Could inherit all that wealth
Ohhhhh
His name was Joe
He busted up the unions
They had to go
Sorry folks
Don’t be black and vote in America
We need to see ten forms of ID
Eight hour wait in a purple state
Small price to pay in the land of the free
If it ain’t broke then we won’t fix it
Being here is amazing grace
Me and my friends we’re all colorblind
Stop making every thing about race
There’s no better place than America
That’s the only thing to believe
Don’t complain this is America
If you don’t love her then you can leave
Ohhhhh
There’s the door
Set your sail for some other
Less beautiful shore
But who’s keeping score
Don’t be a woman in America
At least not one that raises her voice
Smile more ladies you should be happy
You got every freedom but freedom of choice
No wonder you got so many exes
You try to be a man and that just won’t do
There’s a big diff’rence between the sexes
And plenty of men’ll explain it to you
So what some men are misbehaving
Boys will be boys what a shock
Supreme court justice and the president
That was all just locker room talk
Hey
It’s okay
We’ve seen a nice increase in
Executive pay
Let us pray
My country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing
Of thee I sing