I went along to drink a tankard, he came to sit in our table
he kept quiet and drank a long drink, and smoked his cigarette
finally he said, ehrm, well Leskinen, well, aren't you the Juice (Leskinen)
I mean I.. could you do a song like this, or well yeah..
Look, I'm the biggest dickhead, that can be found on earth
my father used to explain it to me a while back
I flopped school and army training, I was always made fun of
then I flopped into this woman that I have, we got married
and I really fucking loved, that one gal only
and when you believe in a human finally, she cheats on by
if I waddle home in the small hours, she rudely monotones to me
and if I go home directly from work, I get to wait in a line
well, that's how a man's life is, he'll hit his head on the floor
look, could you buy me a long drink, well, cheers.
Big man and small tears, he left and he said bye
well, I guess you'll make a song of this right? I said I can't