You like an apple, Eve and a sin
But wrinkles, wrinkles make you cry and smile
Learn yoga, kamasutra, zen
Keep your nerves, hair, teeth and tan healthy
Eo, eo, eo, eo, but I dont like it at all
No, no, no, no, no, no
Watch your heart, lungs and cholesterol
No sex, no drugs no rock and roll
Mountains, seas, beaches, clean air
To keep away syphilis, psoriasis and cancer
Eo, eo, but I dont like it at all
That must be awful life hassle
That must be horrible life hassle
That must be terrible life hassle
Living up to 100, living up to 100
Awful, awful life hassle
Living up to 100, living up to 100
Sleepy mornings there on the Caucas
Be beautiful and hip forever!
Take off my suitcase, just go
Prosthesis for soul, make up for dead body
Eo, eo, but I dont like it at all
That must be awful life hassle
That must be horrible life hassle
That must be terrible life hassle
Living up to 100, living up to 100