Ding [English translation]

Alright, today I'm quite in a good mood

Dress nicely and put on a hat

The Rolex ticks, oh how good do I look!

Get the thrill I absolutely need

Yeah, again a solo performance

In this poser outfit, I get myself comfortable

Get ready for bed, smoke sh*t

Where are the chicks with poser neckline?

Come into the club and enjoy the sight

This chick is nice and this one as well

I sing a hook which makes any of them going crazy

My wife's gonna give me an odd look if she finds out

Doesn't matter, I need to go to town from time to time

I'm no homemaker, I really need a drink

Which is worth it, get to the bar, I talk to a woman

Seven Mochitos for the lady and me

Suddenly I enjoy each and every song

I even dance to a song by Placebo

I'm drunk and the lady's drunk as well

Oohoohoo, you beautiful thing

I hide my wedding ring

Ding dong, we could get at it

But we only suck our drinks

You are Queen and I am King

When I see you I have to sing:

"Tingalingaling, you pretty thing"

We're drunk, we're horney

My wife's at home with the kids

At the moment I fight

The wish which everyone can see

Flashing up in my eyes

Hey man, what a cool chick

She says let it out

And she's fired up to get on it

I have to win time

Order some more drinks

She's not my kind

That's what I try to convince myself of

Ridiculous! I get lost in the drink

Bartender, get me some more

Of what's in the barrels

I'll drink it all because it makes me forget:

My thoughts are obsessed with sex

She wants to see the man being offensive

But I'm drunk, just looking at her

Little later my head lies next to the toilet

I'd never have bet

That puking would save my marriage