Alright, today I'm quite in a good mood
Dress nicely and put on a hat
The Rolex ticks, oh how good do I look!
Get the thrill I absolutely need
Yeah, again a solo performance
In this poser outfit, I get myself comfortable
Get ready for bed, smoke sh*t
Where are the chicks with poser neckline?
Come into the club and enjoy the sight
This chick is nice and this one as well
I sing a hook which makes any of them going crazy
My wife's gonna give me an odd look if she finds out
Doesn't matter, I need to go to town from time to time
I'm no homemaker, I really need a drink
Which is worth it, get to the bar, I talk to a woman
Seven Mochitos for the lady and me
Suddenly I enjoy each and every song
I even dance to a song by Placebo
I'm drunk and the lady's drunk as well
Oohoohoo, you beautiful thing
I hide my wedding ring
Ding dong, we could get at it
But we only suck our drinks
You are Queen and I am King
When I see you I have to sing:
"Tingalingaling, you pretty thing"
We're drunk, we're horney
My wife's at home with the kids
At the moment I fight
The wish which everyone can see
Flashing up in my eyes
Hey man, what a cool chick
She says let it out
And she's fired up to get on it
I have to win time
Order some more drinks
She's not my kind
That's what I try to convince myself of
Ridiculous! I get lost in the drink
Bartender, get me some more
Of what's in the barrels
I'll drink it all because it makes me forget:
My thoughts are obsessed with sex
She wants to see the man being offensive
But I'm drunk, just looking at her
Little later my head lies next to the toilet
I'd never have bet
That puking would save my marriage