She says, “No, dear, today’s not good.”
Oh, please don’t take offense, kind sir,
for this migraine is killing her.
Ha hah ha hah
And is she jealous? No. she’s not.
That sort of girl, she’s not the type
She’s all about the facts, not hype..
Ha hah ha hah
You are much better than her ‘ex.’
How highly she regards your mom.
These shoes had really been ‘marked down.’
Ha hah ha hah
“Those few minutes were really great.
Oh, yes, it pleased more than it should.
Oh man! Oh man! You were so good!”
Ha hah ha hah
It’s not important, that you lots of money make.
It matters not what shape that you’re in, or your weight.
and if your head has hair – if thinning or if fatter
But just remember: size won’t matter.
And women never lie.
Her girlfriend has the ‘inside track.’
“How did she hear? How should I know!
Of you, we never speak, oh no.”
Ha hah ha hah
And, with a man, to his room go –
‘though it is just date number one –
is something that she’s never done.
Ha hah ha hah
She counts on your own honesty
and couldn’t care what’s really true
if she just hears it straight from you.
Ha hah ha hah
She says, “Hey, let’s just ‘good friends’ be.”
For an affair, It’s too early
and you’ll be sorry, later on.
Ha hah ha hah
It’s not important, that you lots of money make.
It matters not what shape that you’re in, or your weight.
and if your head has hair – if thinning or if fatter
But just remember: size won’t matter.
And women never lie.
It’s not important, that you lots of money make. [ETC.]
Women never lie.
Women never lie.