Die Nacht von Freitag auf Montag [English translation]

Where was I from Friday night to Monday?

Was I awake for three days or just in a coma?

And I think "shit" to myself, I'm butt-naked and broke

Tell me, where was I from Friday night to Monday?

I wake up and it feels like my head's exploded

My buddies had fun; I'm completely decorated

And I look in the mirror, what even happened?

Because I have a tramp stamp tattooed above my ass

Drunk driving is fine if you wear a seatbelt

At least that's what I thought, but now I think I need a good lawyer

My nose is broken, man that was painful

Well, it seems the bouncer was stronger than me

And the girl next to me looks like Thomas Gottschalk

How did I even drink enough to find her cute? I'm about to puke

Man I'll never drink again, at least for a while

Well, at least not until next friday

Where was I from Friday night to Monday?

Was I awake for three days or just in a coma?

And I think "shit" to myself, I'm butt-naked and broke

Tell me, where was I from Friday night to Monday?

I open one eye, the other won't

Everything's spinning and I think my bed's moving

First I get up, but that didn't work- OW

Hey man what's going on? There's a catherter coming out of my dick

God dammit where am I? I'm stinking drunk

Why does my head feel like it's banging against a block?

Sure all this drinking wasn't good for my liver, but now I have a huge scar where my liver was

Whatever, they can have the liver, then I don't have to carry as much

I don't care, it's fine, but could someone please tell me

Where was I from Friday night to Monday?

Was I awake for three days or just in a coma?

And I think "shit" to myself, I'm butt-naked and broke

Tell me, where was I from Friday night to Monday?

Sorry I've never been as high as that party

Man I couldn't have known, I thought those were Smarties

I don't know any mercy when it comes to parties, hell, I drink Jägermeister warm

The last thing I remember is how I was dragged outside

I checked Facebook and what the hell happened? Shit, I was tagged in 130 photos

And one of them shows me crawling on the Ku'damm

There's one of me naked at Postdamer Platz

The one where I was steering a subway is concerning

Fuck, man, I'll never get a job in this city/town again

I'd like to say I'd never do drugs again, if only that wasn't a lie