Die Leiden der jungen Lisa [English translation]

Lisa, you suffer beautifully

Without eye-rolling, without moaning

You suffer with grace

When the world hurts you

That's probably why it likes it so much

And we suffer with you from affar

Lisa, stop suffering!

You need to decide now

If you want to be happy, and if so

It's inevitable

That you will finally stop suffering

Lisa, you love to suffer

And your suffering is better than television

But aren't you tired, Lisa?

Isn't it time, Lisa?

Unfortunately, you'd rather continue to suffer

And Lisa, I won't disturb you for long

But Lisa, we love you

And, oh, we really don't want to hear it anymore!

Lisa, stop suffering!

You need to decide now

If you want to be happy, and if so

It's inevitable

That you will finally stop suffering

Get rid of the roommate, Lisa!

Move out, Lisa!

Let the asshole friend go, Lisa!

Leave the Callcenter during the break

And never comeback!

But Lisa, please stop singing us your sad songs!

Lisa, stop suffering!

You need to decide now

If you want to be happy, and if so

It's inevitable

That you will finally stop suffering

Don't toucht the oven again, Lisa!

Sell the big horse, Lisa!

Quit your study, Lisa!

Give it a rest, Lisa!

Lisa, just go out of the house every day!

And if you still need it, Lisa

Then come to me and cry your heart out