[Intro: Martin Semmelrogge]
What happened previously
"They call it a bar..."
"He saw me there in lovely lingerie..."
[Part: Alligatoah]
The sky had reddish stripes like irritated skin
As if it had called to the evening, "Go on, whip me!"
As I rolled to the bar of that disastrous day
I thought a flashback came, but it was just radar control
Inspector Gatoah has to commit the crime scene
I stepped to the arena where they make a national sport out of liver cancer lottery
In the shabby tavern full of useless losers
Dominated fragrance tequila and subtropical climate
Oxygen countered the coalition of excrement wort
And nicotine is not even the five-percent hurdle
What I felt in light of the nasty smells,
was far down the list of my favorite feelings
By the tables by the wall sat a pizza delivery guy
with a cigarette in the hand and certain arrogance
I looked at him suspiciously until I understood
that the guy isn't relevant to the story at all
I asked the toilet woman "Where's the showdown?"
No answer but she wasn't lazy for discussion, no
She was deaf and didn't hear a word from my trombone
I brooded over contradiction in the word clay pigeon
deep in my thoughts I saw at the back of the bar
an almost interstellar, at least heavenly lady
I felt like I heard bells ringing, like a bell system
She poured more sugar into my heart than a drinking chocolate
more sugar than a whole raspberry plantage
so that the volume regulator of my voice quit:
"Good evening!", I hoped that I sounded like the godfather
but had the childish cringy charm from internet language
She seemed to recognize me which visibly frightened her
because her face changed colors and went towards security forces
I wanted to score points by speaking nobly like a writer
but there was nothing to be saved, man, fuck my face
I had thought, my dungarees
had to play the aphrodisiac effect of saxophone
Surprisingly she didn't want to shoot nudes
After a slap on the face from her, I saw only astronomy
I was grabbed by the neck like a kitten
Pointed to the list of guests that they no longer wanted here
On the criminal photo I resembled a crumpled ferret
I was thrown out the back door next to the Dixi toilets
and there I saw them - the green gutters
Should I find the wrongdoer in this backyard?
The rainpipe ended beside the barrels full of barley juice
For the guests in the pub and a forgotten toolbox
As the thoughts so circled, I had completely subconsciously started to
divert beer from the tank with a hammer and chisel
via gutter, which stretched my mouth and produced stretch marks
but I still could not access the context
didn't find an open door to the train of thought
and drank and drank and drank and oh well, there was just fire in me
that could certainly with huge gusts
ruin the forest even worse than the production of palm kernel oils
When I woke up this time in the mountains in alpine heights
surrounded by vultures, after really concentrated drone
And nothing on the body except a damp cold panties
the old was forgotten, there was a new case to solve