Hey girl,
I got somethin' real important to give you
so just sit down and listen.
Girl you know we've been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
and now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
Well you know it's Christmas
and my heart is open wide,
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something
so you know what's on my mind.
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
that sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
a girl like you needs somethin' real.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
(Somethin' special, girl)
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, babe.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, girl.
See, I'm wise enough to know
when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
and I got just the one,
something to show ya
that you are second to none.
To all the fellas out there
with ladies to impress,
it's easy to do just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your junk in that box.
3: Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box girl.
Christmas: dick in a box.
Hanukkah: dick in a box.
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box.
Every single holiday: a dick in a box.
Over at your parent's house: a dick in a box.
Meat day at the grocery store: a dick in a box.
Backstage at the CMA's: a dick in a box.
Yeah, a dick in a box.
Dick in a box.
Dick in a box.