Devil in Texas [Russian translation]

He scattered tarantulas over the road,

Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads,

He sprinkled the sand with millions of ants

So the man that sits down must wear soles on his pants.

He lengthened the horns of the Texas steer,

And added an inch to the jack rabbit's ear;

He put water puppies in all of the lakes,

And under the rocks he put rattlesnakes.

The heat in the summer's a hundred and ten.

Too hot for the devil and too hot for men.

He hung thorns and brambles on all of the trees.

He mixed up the dust with jiggers and fleas.

The rattlesnakes bites you, the scorpion stings,

The mesquito delights you by buzzing his wings.

And all who remained in that climate soon bore

Cuts, bites, stings, and blisters galore.

The heat in the summer's a hundred and ten.

Too hot for the devil and too hot for men.

He quickened the buck of the bronco steed

And poisoned the feet of the centipede.

The wild boar roams in the black chaparral.

It's a hell of a place that we've got for a hell.

He planted red pepper beside of the brooks;

The Mexicans use them in all that they cook.

Just dine with a Mexican and you will shout,

"I've got hell on the inside as well as the out!"

The heat in the summer's a hundred and ten.

Too hot for the devil and too hot for men.