German! German! German! German! German! German!
Of course a German invented "Wetten, dass...?"²-
Thank you very much for all the nice hours!
We're the friendliest clients in this world,
We are humble, we have money,
The very best in every sport,
The taxes here are world record.
Travel to Germany and stay here!
This type of visitor are what we're waiting for.
Everyone can live here that likes it.
We're the friendliest folks in this world.
German! German! German! German!
There's just one little thing that's wrong here:
And that's that Schumacher³ doesn't drive a Mercedes (drives a Mercedes).
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
This isn't anywhere else,
only here, only here.
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
We live and we die here.
German! German! German! German!
German! German! German! German!
Many make Germany out to be something great,*¹
And some think it's cool*² to be an asshole.*³
There are some who like to complain about the foreigners**¹
And drive every year to Thailand to fuck.
We love our cars more than our women,
Since we can trust German cars.
God has kissed the earth only one time:
Exactly at the point where Germany is now.
We're all around the best, of course also in bed,
And especially nice to dogs and cats.
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
This isn't anywhere else,
only here, only here. (Two, three, four)
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
We live and we die here.
We are especially good at Punch-in-the-Face,
You can even trust us with starting fires.
We stand for order and cleanliness.
We are at all times prepared for a war.
Kind regards to the world, just see it finally!
We can be proud of Germany... Pig!**²
Pig! Pig! Pig!
Pig! Pig! Pig! Pig!
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
This isn't anywhere else,
only here, only here.
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
We live and we die here.
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
This isn't anywhere else,
only here, only here. (Two, three, four)
This all is Germany,
This all is us.
We live and we die here.