Deutschland deine Stars [English translation]

[Chorus]

Still on Stefan Raab's show just yesterday1,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

Still on Stefan Raab's TV show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

[Verse 1]

Where are your stars, Germany? What happened?

Tell me, why do you let those cretins disgrace you?

Your stars are meaningless - Look, in truth, you're all fake

Who's Sara? Who's Jay? - "I party over in L.A."

Are you serious? Testicles, that's what you're hungry for?

It makes me agressive, maybe I'm too masculine2

That Indira arouses the asshole in me,

I think that bitch would even let a blind doctor operate on her

Something went wrong there, just like with LaVive3

The ugliest girl band in the world is so lousy

So I'd rather sing myself, even Lena4 is booed off stage now,

Her singing talents require Autotune since a while now

X-Factor, flop TV shows week after week

I covered up Sarah Connor's 'Terenzi' tattoo with a new one5

I'm more real that all the celebrities you know,

Take a look at the victims

Say, for how long have you been famous? Not even a week!

[Chorus]

Still on Stefan Raab's show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

Still on Stefan Raab's TV show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

[Verse 2]

Where are your stars, Germany? What happened?

Tell me, why do you let those cretins disgrace you?

They all do whatever they want here, they drag you in the dirt

Say, what are those people thinking? Show some respect!

When I found out that Klitschko way gay,

I didn't find it so cool6

I don't watch any game anymore,

I hope that he'll leave me alone too

Even if everyone hates me now: Dieter Bohlen7 is the wickest!

Boris Becker8 - like father, like son

After the semen theft, someone simply cloned the father - The poor kids, no one reads the newspaper now, man, those were the days

Everyone wants to be a star, Germany doesn't celebrate any

You see some Detlef D! Soost, he's better (than) many fruits9

I piss myself when he goes berserk, sweating to a techno beat

You should learn from me, or else you won't get much farther

1000 rappers argue with one another, I'm not one of them

[Chorus]

Still on Stefan Raab's show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

Still on Stefan Raab's TV show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

[Bridge - Spoken word]

Germany, where are your stars, old one?

To stardom and back?

We see you on television on week,

And one week later on the subway again

I can't sing,

But still sing better than most of you

(Oh)

[Chorus]

Still on Stefan Raab's show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

Still on Stefan Raab's TV show just yesterday,

Travelling with the subway again tomorrow

And even the headlines are asking:

Germany, where are your stars?

1. Stefan Raab is a TV show host.2. 'Maskulin' is Fler's record label.3. LaVive was a German girl group that wasn't much successful.4. Lena Meyer-Landrut once won the Eurovision Song Contest.5. Sarah Connor and Terenzi are two German singers, they dated for a while.6. Vladimir Klitschko, the boxer. There have been rumours for years; though Klitschko himself says he isn't, in fact, gay. (As far as I know, at least.)7. Judge on the German version of America's Got Talent, amongst other things.8. Former German tennis player.9. Detlef D! Soost is a dancer and choreographer.