I had plans that no one could touch
Just a shame I didn't bother to listen
Listen to reason's boring stink
I went out to buy a tank instead
A tank full of alcohol
I've never been that taken by the sun
So all you bronzed brown nitwits
Can have your great bodies in peace
You don't make me laugh
I know you gossip and I know you ponder
You have nothing else to do
And when I someday fall and stumble
You can say "we were right" once more
But who cares what decent people think
An idiot at least knows who he is
We just hang around here alone
Waiting for something to happen
For someone to make us laugh
I know we're living in so-called positive times
And all the walls are torn down
And all the rich people are holding hands
And we should be touched by that
And if you don't eat up what they say
Then you're so damn negative
If you're not an arrogant cheapskate
Then you don't mean anything
But you can still laugh